Why Brits don't like foreigners

It's simple, their food gives us STD's.

Nearly two-thirds of Britons think the fiery Italian sauce Arrabiata is a sex infection, according to a survey on Friday. The survey, of 1,015 people and released on World AIDS day, also showed nearly half were unable to identify a range of common sexual complaints. "What is very worrying is the lack of knowledge about sexually transmitted diseases [STDs] revealed in the survey," sex therapist Emily Dubberley said. "Sixty-three percent in the UK thought an Italian sauce was an STD and over 43 percent couldn't identify any of the common sexual complaints we asked about."

Sounds like something from a Hale and Pace sketch, sadly it's not. And we in the UK have the cheek to talk about the problems with sexual health and education in other parts of the world.